Saturday, March 21, 2015

All-New X-Factor

The main reason peter david's All-New X-Factor sucks is because peter david is a social justice warrior. He has super-powered mutants slapping the most evil of comic book super-villains: the cis-het-male.
Georgia slaps her father! How this short girl can reach that high doesn't matter, just that a man is slapped. We all know teen girls don't yell at their fathers, they slap their fathers.
Then Georgia slaps Cypher; at his suggestion! Hey, you feel bad? Why don't you slap me? It's such a stupid contrived scene that exists only because sjw love to see violence against cis-het-men. Yay, a 15yr old POC girl is going around slapping everyone with a penis.

It wasn't easy to "rescue" her thanks to Internalized misogyny of course, but thankfully peter david doesn't call it that, he just alludes to it. She was rescued by the white knight male feminist, because "she doesn't know what she wants." Thank goodness the White Knight knows what's best for her. (The only realistic part is that he isn't rewarded with sex.)

This isn't an Anti-Cypher book though; Gambit gets to enjoy some cis-het-male slapping. Gambit decides to kiss Polaris, then he gets slapped. Bizarrely, he says "don't ever apologize for slapping a man." It's so clearly a forced PSA that it doesn't even make sense.
This stupid comic wants girls to go around slapping those cis-het-men for being helpful, raising you, or being romantic.

Slapping anyone with a penis isn't enough; marriage also needs to be slapped. Most SJW are starting to push open marriages in order to get more alpha fucks beta bucks. So we get some of that too. The CEO of Serval Industries, Harrison Snow, barely reacts when he finds out that his wife has cuckolded him with Gambit (because this is a preachy SJW comic & SJW believe girls can do no wrong). This little storyline is of course quickly dropped & never mentioned again because the only point was to say hey nerds, even though you are married, girls can cuckold you & you just have to deal. If you feel betrayed you are just being childish. That way girls can get that alpha sex & the cuckolded beta husband can pay for everything.

The SJW nonsense doesn't end there, we also get to hear about that stupid "band" pussy riot, because that's somehow important to the story (spoiler alert: it isn't).
I don't know who he thought was reading this comic. It certainly wasn't a bunch of girls swooning over a perpetual yellow tinted gambit.

The funny part is that he didn't realize that he advocated that people stop buying his SJW comic. Here he is telling readers not to support artists they don't agree with: vote with your wallet. That is exactly what happened. All the customers, the people who spend money on comics, (not the twitter idiots who only complain), stopped buying this insulting SJW crap.

That's why this crappy book was cancelled after issue 20.

This book wasn't cancelled because people were "trade waiting." Like The Movement, this type of terrible SJW/feminist pandering does not sell comic books; it just makes customers stop buying it. Customers do not want to be insulted or blamed for things they are not responsible for. Nobody was waiting for a trade of this yellow hued SJW garbage. But that's what bad creators blame when their garbage doesn't sell.

5 comments:

  1. Comic companies are going into overdrive with what can only result in established paying customers feeling rightfully offended and start to question why pay money for this.

    Peter David is an interesting case, insanely "progressive" for every cause except palestinian rights. Funny how he refuses to examine his inherent jewish bigotry.

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    1. yup, why would anyone continue to pay money to be insulted? they are just shooting themselves in the foot.

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  2. Great blog. I was looking for something like that. And now I know why overtly political, bitter comics rarely work.

    Character development must come first. Fun must come first.

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    1. yes, you are right. we buy comics to escape, not to be preached to. these comics should be fun.

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  3. yup, why would anyone continue to pay money to be insulted? they are just shooting themselves in the foot
    happy wheels
    super mario bros
    pacman

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