Sunday, February 7, 2016

Uncanny Avengers 3

Uncanny Avengers #3 sucks
Written by: Gerry Duggan

Don't buy this issue
Don't financially support this kind of garbage.
Money Talks, BS walks.

Saturday, February 6, 2016

All New Hawkeye

Hawkeye wasn't always a joke character. He used to be pretty important but once he was put in the movies & people saw how unrealistic it was to have an archer as a superhero he became more of a joke character in the movies. That of course influenced the comics and now we have a Mary Sue Hawkeye: Kate Barton.

But they can't just replace Hawkeye with Kate Barton because Jeremy Renner is still a big actor & the comics are just advertising for the movies. So they tell you in every issue that she's a Mary Sue.


Until they replace him with Jennifer Lawrence they will just keep reminding you how much they hate Cis-Het White Hawkeye.

DC was able to make the Green Arrow into a serious character on their tv show so I don't know why Marvel chose to make Hawkeye into a pathetic male victim of abuse.

(Yes, that's the kind of "art" they expect people to pay for these days.)

Friday, February 5, 2016

Scarlet Witch 1

Scarelt Witch #1 sucks
Written by: James Robinson

Don't buy this issue
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Thursday, February 4, 2016

Venom Space Knight 1

Venom: Space Knight #1 sucks
Written by: Robbie Thompson

Don't buy this issue
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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Deadpool 1

Deadpool #1 sucks
Written by: Gerry Duggan

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Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Angela Queen of Hel 1

Angela Queen of Hel #1 sucks
Written by: Marguerite Bennett

Don't buy this issue
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Monday, February 1, 2016

Avengers 0

Avengers #0 sucks
Written by: Al Ewing
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Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Episode VII

SJ Wars: The Mangina Awakens.

"Stop grabbing my hand" Rey yells over & over, letting the audience know she's a Strong Female Character ™. When Han Solo gives her a gun, she says she "can handle herself," because a man giving a Strong Female Character ™ a weapon is clearly misogyny. When the female alien gives her a weapon, it's ok though.

Rey is not just a Strong Female Character ™, Rey is a Mary Sue. She's so strong that she is able to have a lightsaber fight with Kylo Ren, the Sith who is so powerful he stopped a blaster beam mid-air, even though she had zero training with a sword. Luke didn't even fight anyone with a lightsaber until episode V, after he had been trained. It doesn't matter that Kylo Ren was injured by Chewbacca's Bazooka-crossbow, try to spar with even a high school fencing kid & you will lose in seconds. But not Rey!

She can even use the force to control a stormtrooper's mind to release her from captivity, again without training & without hand waving.

This is all after our Strong Female Character ™ can pilot & fix the Millenium Falcon better than Han Solo can.

She can even speak the beep-beep language of astromech droids. Nobody in the movies speaks "astromech droid," except for Rey of course, because she can do anything, she's a Strong Female Character ™.

She can even see visions when she touches Luke's lightsaber. Something nobody else has done. Rey is so super-special-awesome-grrrl-power that I'm surprised she didn't just fly into space without a ship.

I'm not even going to talk about the other reasons this movie was bad like how Finn is a bumbling mangina who gets friendzoned. & can also use a lightsaber without training.

So even thought most of the audience is adult men, Rey is a Mary Sue becase it's $Current_Year.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Iceman

Because the social justice warriors won't be happy until they ruin every comic book, Iceman is now gay. How many SJW comics have been cancelled now? The Movement, She-hulk & All New X-Factor. For a while present day Earth-616 Iceman was straight, it was only alternate timeline young Iceman who was gay, because as I've explained before, this generates headlines & publicity for their movies.

I had hoped that this idiocy would be dropped after Secret Wars ended but no. Instead of returning the teenage x-men to their timeline, they decided to keep going with this stupid stunt & idiot brian michael bendis, made it canon in his last issue, even as he acknowledged all the idiotic things he's done on the x-men. He ret-conned away all of Iceman's girlfriends & the fact that no other telepath found this out, including the evil ones, is never addressed.

The only good part of this nonsense is that SJW are never satisfied. Now that Iceman is gay, (ignoring all of the females he has been involved with) other SJW have accused the writers of
"bi-erasure" which, as I just learned today, is "the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or re-explain evidence of bisexuality" which is interesting because SJW joss whedon is guilty of this when he turned willow into a lesbian & did that exact same thing.

This leads to nonsense like an article called "8 Comic-Book Characters Who Need To Come Out As Bisexual Already" no, I'm not linking to it, it's SJW stupidity.

There is a reason they didn't just make a Northstar monthly comic, because despite how these stupid mangina sites love to report on these stunts. The social justice warriors do not buy comics. and it's easier to just alter or destroy an already established superhero.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Green Arrow 38

Green Arrow Vol 5 #38 sucks
Written by: Ben Sokolowski, Andrew Kreisberg
Don't buy this issue
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