Friday, March 11, 2016

The Aliens

The Aliens sucks.

These shows are getting so bad that I can stop after only 1 episode.

The premise:
40 years ago aliens crash-landed in Britain & they live in a walled off city with border guards & checkpoints. A human border guard finds out that he is in fact half alien & ends up getting involved with an alien criminal because she found out his secret.

This border guard is not only an incompetent border guard, he's a loser who jerks off to the ugliest cam girl I've ever seen.
He was born 9 months after his father & his mom had separated for 2 weeks, due to an argument.
His father is such a stupid cuckold that he still hasn't put 2 & 2 together even decades later.
His sister leaves her beardo hipster boyfriend because he's a coward that let her get kidnapped by the aliens.
The border guard gets oneitis for the ugly cam girl who murdered her own boyfriend.

This show isn't funny so you can't even laugh at the blue pill idiot. It's all around terrible.



They should show more of his sister & her rack


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  1. Ja DMarch 16, 2016 at 9:34 PM

    Even in my pc days I wouldn't be able to call her pretty. It looks shit.

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    1. PhantomZodakMarch 18, 2016 at 1:50 PM

      i don't know why they hired a girl so ugly, she's only a b-cup & it's not like that role needs real acting skills, there are so many hotter girls they could have hired. then at least the show would have eye candy.

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